his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
