So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he puts the penis in happiness.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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