I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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