she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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