The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Randomize
