at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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