I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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