Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Drake has all the answers
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
These tits shall not be calmed
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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