Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
false alarm, still single
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