omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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