What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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