Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
NoShamevember. You game?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
