i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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