He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
