if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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