Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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