just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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