you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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