Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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