Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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