put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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