why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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