Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
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