oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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