Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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