Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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