brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
she was so not down for the gang bang
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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