using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
