I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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