Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I party with great urgency now.
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