And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
there was a trapeze. enough said
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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