mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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