What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
