But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Michael Bay diarrhea
birth control should be required to get into college
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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