conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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