just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Well I just put wine in my tea
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Randomize
