i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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