What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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