What a fucking waste of an outfit
It's just like the Real World with babies
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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