found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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