I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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