the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I wish i was in the wii world.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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