fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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