used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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