You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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