Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I understand Curling. That high.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Is it penis luge time yet?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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