My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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