try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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