I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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