guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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