Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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