In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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